我がネコちゃんズ

エピソード1: ピザの最後の一切れ 🍕

息子「オレのピザだろ！先に手つけたもん勝ち！」😤
娘「ハハッ、遅いよ！もう私の胃の中だもん😋」
息子、唖然として「…マジかよ」😵
結果: 娘の圧勝！息子、ピザロスで放心状態 😂 

エピソード2: リモコン争奪戦 📺

息子「アニメ見る！チャンネルよこせ！」💪
娘「いや、ドラマのクライマックスなの！動くな！」😎
娘、リモコン隠してニヤリ😏 息子、ソファの下探すも空振り😓
結果: 娘の策略勝ち！息子、渋々ドラマ鑑賞 😿 

エピソード3: ゲームのコントローラー戦争 🎮

息子「次、オレの番！1時間やっただろ！」😣
娘「え、時間？知らなーい😇 まだ私のターン！」
娘、わざと長編RPGのセーブ画面で時間稼ぎ😈
息子「ずるっ！」と叫ぶも負け確定 😫
結果: 娘の時間操作術で勝利！息子、コントローラー投げ出し 😂 

エピソード4: お菓子シェアバトル 🍬

息子「そのグミ、半分よこせよ！」😡
娘「ふぁw 口に入っちゃった！ごめんねー😜」
娘、わざと大げさにモグモグ😚 息子、呆れて「…お前、鬼か」😑
結果: 娘の食い逃げ勝利！息子、お菓子なしで撃沈 😭 

エピソード5: どっちが先に寝るか対決 😴

息子「絶対オレの方が起きれる！」😤
娘「ふーん、じゃあ勝負ね😏」
娘、わざと怖い話して息子のメンタル攻撃👻
息子、夜中ビビって寝れずギブアップ 😅
結果: 娘の心理戦で圧勝！息子、朝までぐったり 😪 

こんな感じで、娘ちゃんの口げんかスキルが光る毎日！✨ 息子、いつかリベンジなるか？😆

娘よ😅いつか将来旦那は見つけられるのだろうか⤵️

Funny arguments between my son and daughter 😜

Episode 1: The last slice of pizza 🍕

Son: “That’s my pizza! First one to eat wins!” 😤
Daughter: “Haha, too late! It’s already in my stomach 😋”
Son is stunned and says, “…Seriously?” 😵
Result: Daughter wins by a landslide! Son is in a daze, pizza-less 😂

Episode 2: Fight for the remote control 📺

Son: “Watch cartoons! Give me the channel!” 💪
Daughter: “No, it’s the climax of the drama! Don’t move!” 😎
Daughter hides the remote control and grins 😏 Son searches under the sofa but misses it 😓
Result: Daughter’s strategy wins! My son reluctantly watches a drama 😿

Episode 3: Game controller war 🎮

Son: “It’s my turn next! We’ve been playing for an hour!” 😣
Daughter: “What, time? I don’t know 😇 It’s still my turn!”
Daughter purposely stalls for time on the save screen of a long RPG 😈
Son yells “That’s cheating!” but loses for sure 😫
Result: My daughter wins with her time manipulation technique! My son throws the controller away 😂

Episode 4: Candy sharing battle 🍬

Son: “Give me half of those gummy candies!” 😡
Daughter: “Ah lol it got in my mouth! Sorry 😜”
Daughter purposely munches her food dramatically 😚 Son is dumbfounded and says “…are you a demon?” 😑
Result: My daughter wins by running away with food! My son is defeated without any snacks 😭

Episode 5: A showdown to see who can fall asleep first 😴

My son: “I’m definitely the one who can wake up first!” 😤
My daughter: “Hmm, let’s have a contest then 😏”
My daughter tells scary stories on purpose to mentally attack my son 👻
My son gets scared in the middle of the night and can’t sleep, so he gives up 😅
Result: My daughter wins the psychological battle by a landslide! My son is exhausted until the morning 😪

This is how my daughter’s argument skills shine every day! ✨ Will my son get revenge someday? 😆

My daughter 😅 I wonder if she’ll find a husband someday⤵️